Tragedy struck the Alabama basketball community as Caleb White, one of the state's top high school players, suddenly passed away during a team workout.
A significant chunk of the shutdowns occurred in New York City, where the Catholic Archdiocese confirmed the closure of 12 schools by the end of this academic year.
Linda Caicedo, the 18-year-old soccer sensation from Colombia, fainted during training, casting doubt over her continued participation in the ongoing World Cup.
"Millions of dollars are being spent on financing terrorist groups and political radicals around the globe," the report claims, linking this purported activity to the CIA's operatives and high-ranking officials.
The Oklahoma University softball team sat down with ESPN for a post-game interview on Thursday, thanking the Lord for their joy after winning the national championships.
"I respect all differences. I respect all beliefs and all convictions. This respect extends to others but my personal beliefs must be respected as well," he asserted.