Consequences

Takes no cue from Bud Light, Target boycotts.

Taste testers sign a waiver that reads, "The cultured meat and related food products in the Tasting are experimental" and "The properties are not completely known."

Vaccinated patient had "no medical history of diabetes."

Faces no jail time.

Following this discovery, the ballots were audited by the Michigan secretary of state's office, with the findings accessible only through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.

Kristalina Georgieva, the Managing Director of the IMF, recently confirmed at a conference in Rabat, Morocco, that the fund is working diligently on a global infrastructure to ensure interoperability between CBDCs issued by national central banks​​.

The world's oldest all-male secret society, the Freemasons, are having difficulties with transgenderism ideology overtaking their ranks.

Following a meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping, Secretary of State Antony Blinked claimed, "We do not support Taiwan independence."

The ill-fated collaboration with transgender-identified activist Dylan Mulvaney in a March Madness campaign has resulted in a substantial decline in Bud Light sales and a considerable drop in the company's stock price.

"We don't face global warming. We face what would be scientifically termed an 'Abrupt climate collapse.'"