“Crooked Joe Biden likes to pretend he stands up to Big Pharma—but in fact, I was the only President in modern times who EVER took on Big Pharma, and I took it head on," said Trump. "Biden canceled my tough-on-pharma policies the moment he had a chance."
"Legally, logistically, and just risk-management wise, this was the safest, wisest course," said Chief Operating Officer in the Office of the Georgia Secretary of State Gabriel Sterling.
"The pattern here is clear," said Kennedy. "Not only is the administration deceiving the American people about the motives for this costly and tragic war, but by continually escalating it they put the whole world at risk of nuclear conflagration."
Kirillov explained that, "[Branches] around the world, allow the U.S. military to gain access to epidemically significant variants of pathogens that are potential agents of biological weapons."
The ill-fated collaboration with transgender-identified activist Dylan Mulvaney in a March Madness campaign has resulted in a substantial decline in Bud Light sales and a considerable drop in the company's stock price.
More than $4.5 million was collected through online donations, while a recent donor event at Trump's Bedminster Club in New Jersey contributed to the remaining $2.1 million.
