Former President Barack Obama's personal chef was reportedly found to have drowned while paddleboarding near the family's ritzy estate on Martha's Vineyard Monday.
"While Americans were enjoying hot dogs and fireworks this Fourth of July, federal Judge Terry A. Doughty commemorated Independence Day by striking a blow for the separation of big tech and state."
"I will be filing a privileged motion to censure & send Schiff to ethics for investigation," vowed the bill's author, Rep. Luna. "See you next week Adam."