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I bring you this year's group of highly anticipated and remarkably exquisite hoaxes a bit later than in the past, as I didn't want to jump the gun (sorry, didn't mean to trigger anyone) and miss out on any developing late-year hoaxes.

"I'm back!! Thank you @elonmusk and by the way MELT DOWN THE ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES AND TURN THEM INTO PRISON BARS!"

Denver Mayor Michael Hancock said that the liberal-run city can't handle the influx of illegal immigrants.

When Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, New York Democrat, barks, “Jump!” Sen. Angus King, Maine independent, obediently asks, “How high?”

COVID "explod[ing]" in China despite its population being over 90% "fully" vaccinated.

John Griffin, former CNN producer, pleaded guilty to “using interstate commerce for the enticement of a minor.”

The Pentagon's plan to ship the Patriot missile defense system to Ukraine as aid in its war with Russia is waiting for approval from Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin.

Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout, who was traded in a high-stakes prisoner swap for WNBA star Brittney Griner, claimed in his first interview back home in Russia that he had some traditional Russian words for the American when the two were traded on the tarmac.

Authentic, a Democrat digital consulting firm, dropped Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ) as a client after she changed her party affiliation to Independent on Friday

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre faced a barrage of questions Thursday about President Biden’s decision to release notorious arms dealer Viktor Bout as part of a prisoner swap for basketball star Brittney Griner — while leaving fellow Americans Paul Whelan and Marc Fogel behind.