Shan Chao was directed to "find out which one had the best ability to infect as many species as possible," and to "find out how easy it was to infect other species."
Brendan Whitworth, CEO of Anheuser-Busch, would not say if he would have allowed Bud Light's promo with transgender woman Dylan Mulvaney had he known the extent of the backlash.
"I was just thinking, uh, uh, anyway. I started off without you, and I sold a lot of state secrets and a lot of very important things that we shared," Biden seemingly quipped.
"There of course remains a vital role for the federal government in protecting unborn life," Trump announced. "We will bring everybody together to protect our precious unborn babies in a very, very big way."
