Tired

Outspoken Christian and ex-witch Jenny Weaver said before she accepted Jesus as her Lord and Savior, she spent nine years of her life practicing witchcraft, abusing drugs and obeying the whispering voices she believes were demons “tormenting” her with the command: “Go cut yourself, cut yourself, cut yourself.” 

Hey folks, I’m Attorney Andrew Branca, for Law of Self Defense.

Throughout his time serving as president, Biden has puzzled millions with his many gaffes, blunders and awkward mishaps.

Because that wouldn't be 'inclusive' enough

A senior cybersecurity official at the Pentagon said he quit because he thought it was impossible for the US to compete with China on AI.

"Up until I took the vaccine I was fine... Yes, the vaccine ended my season," the former Atlanta Hawk said.

"Instead of fully processing them, in some instances the employees allegedly shredded some of the forms."

Two Fulton County, Georgia election workers were fired after allegations that they shredded hundreds of voter registration applications over the last couple of weeks.

Yellen doesn't seem to see a privacy issue.

As of Sept. 27, 2021 there were 569,294 adverse event reports associated with COVID-19 vaccination in the U.S., according to the federal Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS).