Amazon has announced it will be closing several grocery stores in high crime cities like NYC, Seattle and San Francisco, but claims the measure is related to “cost-cutting.”
In an apparent deathwish upon Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, who wrote the opinion in Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization, which overturned Roe v. Wade, the clinic will be named "The Samuel Alito's Mom's Satanic Abortion Clinic."
