Welcome to Insanity Wrap, your daily dose of the best of the worst. The Biden-China-Oil Connection is today’s big crazy.
- First thing we do, let’s fire all the nurses
- Kamala insists: The kids stay in the picture
- When everyone is a domestic terrorist, no one is
Before we get to today’s big story, here’s a short video to make you lose whatever little faith you might still have in humanity.
This Is Not a Sane World, Exhibit #1,000,006
Do you know what this country desperately needs in this time of deadly pandemic?
The Biden-China-Oil Connection
Insanity Wrap probably doesn’t have to tell you that the U.S. is crisscrossed with pipelines. That’s because they’re the most economical — and safest — way to transport dangerous and dirty fluids from Point A to Point B.
Early this year, the U.S. completed construction of a new pipeline connecting the White House in Washington, D.C., to the Chinese Communist Party headquarters in Beijing.
Instead of moving oil around, the DC-CCP pipeline transports money and influence from East to West.
Insanity Wrap shakes our head when we remember that Kipling thought that never the twain shall meet.
To be fair, Kipling never met a creature as ethically and morally (and increasingly, intellectually) stunted as Presidentish Joe Biden.
A Chinese state-run oil and gas company linked to the son of the President of the United States, Hunter Biden, hit record levels of production amidst President Biden’s decision to halt the construction of the Keystone XL Pipeline.
Sinopec refines a lot of oil. With the cancelation of Keystone XL, which would have moved Canadian oil to the U.S. for processing, Sinopec gains while the U.S. loses.
Sinopec, also known as China Petroleum & Chemical Corporation, is a Chinese Communist regime-controlled oil and gas enterprise. Its “fully-owned subsidiary” Sinopec Marketing Company enjoyed nearly $1 billion in investment from Hunter Biden’s private equity firm BHR Partners.
All those middle-class union jobs Biden likes to drool over in public (increasingly, literally), privately had to be axed to keep Hunter in hookers and blow, and to keep Joe in the lifestyle he’s accustomed to having other people buy for him.
Sinopec’s record-breaking success follows the Biden regime’s assault on American energy independence, including the cancellation of the critical Keystone XL Pipeline and shutting down oil and gas lease sales from federal land in his first days in office.
Did the Big Guy get his ten percent?
Insanity Wrap would be shocked if he didn’t get more than that for such a sweetheart deal, enriching Beijing while killing American jobs and American energy independence.
The worst part? America has grown so corrupt and power has become so consolidated in the executive branch, that Biden was able to accomplish all that with nothing more than his signature on an executive order.
The Kids Stay in the Picture
Having seen on many occasions Alleged Vice President Kamala Harris try to work her charms, and now having watched the NASA video, Insanity Wrap has just one question: Since when are American child actors this damn good?
Seriously, every single one of them is some kind of genetically engineered Olivier-Streep-Brando-Freeman-Bergman hybrid.
Harris is the gravitational singularity of human joy, a useless mass so dense that not even a child’s smile can escape.
How those kids managed it is just beyond us.
A Very Public Education
For Insanity Wrap, the best part of college was the lack of supervision.
Not that we always used it wisely, mind you. But getting out of the house and starting the process of building our own world…
…it was thrilling, a tiny bit dangerous, and liberating all at once.
Today’s college kids:
Students who are isolated at OCC are only allowed to leave their room to access the communal bathrooms or grab food from the common area on their floor, multiple students said.
No isolating student is allowed to leave their floor, students said. Deliveries that students order are brought up to their floor between certain hours of the day. There is no time for them to go outdoors.
The paper said some students described the conditions as “demotivating” and “depressing.”
“My perception of time was pretty much non-existent, and I pretty much had no motivation. There was nothing to look forward to in there,” student Joy Onawola told the campus paper.
Insanity Wrap doesn’t want to hear one more leftist make one more “For the Children™” argument about absolutely anything ever again or we’re going to get very stabby.
The Craziest Person in the World (This Week)
Insanity Wrap has lost track of all the people who are now considered to be domestic terrorists.
Although we do find it crazy that the new definition of “domestic terrorist” doesn’t include anybody doing any actual terrifying, like when Antifa takes over the streets or BLM succeeds at removing police protection from America’s most vulnerable neighborhoods.
We find it crazy, but not surprising.
Your Weekly Dose of Mandated Unity
Navy engineer’s wife arrested with her husband for ‘selling nuclear sub secrets’ to an unknown foreign power posted pro-BLM rants, raged against Trump and praised Hillary
She made multiple posts about supporting The Resistance and in one she retweeted that ‘America is Temporarily Out of Order.’
She also supported liberal ideologies, including the Black Lives Matter movement. Her profile picture reads ‘Black Lives Matter,’ and a post last year celebrating the social media protest against racism called ‘#blackouttuesday.’
One post she shared in 2019 is a photo from an unidentified Women’s March overlaid with the quote, ‘Stay angry, little Meg. You will need all your anger now,’ from Madeleine L’Engle’s A Wrinkle in Time.
The accounts her Twitter profile follows are mostly ‘resistance’ accounts in protest of Trump, including the ‘Rogue NASA’ account described as ‘the unofficial “Resistance” team of NASA’ on its bio description.
“Love the Left, hate America” is very nearly axiomatic.
Or did Insanity Wrap waffle too much with the “very nearly?”
How About Some Good News for Once?
More like this, please.
One More Thing…
Bill Whittle texted this meme to Insanity Wrap last night and said, “Made this just for you.”
Thank you, sir. May we have another?
Er… another, may we have?
That’s a Wrap for today.
Come back next week for another Insanity Wrap…
…assuming we make it that long.